So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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