I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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