This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
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Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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