you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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