Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I have already put on my inside pants.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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