That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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