Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
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Its about making memories worth repressing
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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