No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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