If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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