just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
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it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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