I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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