i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
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Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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