return my video game
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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