i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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