Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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