I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
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