yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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