just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i came on her dog
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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