Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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