I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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