If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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