well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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