On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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