I wannas sexs uuuuu
Duck Duck Cougar?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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