i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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