If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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