Your tits are I can't wait for
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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