that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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