what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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