This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
