maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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