My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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