i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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