You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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