the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Be still, my beating vagina.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
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I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
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Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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