it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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