I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
handjob tips. give me some.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
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Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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