wrigley field is MILF paradise
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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