my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
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As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
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