The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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