I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
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Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
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