Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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