my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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