Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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