Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Randomize
