ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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