I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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