apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
We don't watch enough power rangers
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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