i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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