Already got asked if we're dating
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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