I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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