thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Shitshow foam night was such a success
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
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She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.