went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
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Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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