He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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